Do Not Watch Archive

  • Autobots! Sort this out. When reviewing something, it’s best to go into the content without preconceptions of the product. That is impossible since Transformers: Rise of the Fallen seared my […]

    Do Not Watch – Transformers: Dark of the Moon

    Autobots! Sort this out. When reviewing something, it’s best to go into the content without preconceptions of the product. That is impossible since Transformers: Rise of the Fallen seared my […]

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  • I am always amazed at “made for TV” movies. It must be liberating, the way that they don’t have to care about upholding any sort of quality or standards. They […]

    Do Not Watch: Croc

    I am always amazed at “made for TV” movies. It must be liberating, the way that they don’t have to care about upholding any sort of quality or standards. They […]

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  • Most of the deaths in this film are due to human error; 85% of them are killed by other humans trying to take down the big shark. Truly the most dangerous animal… is man.

    Do Not Watch: Shark Hunter

    Most of the deaths in this film are due to human error; 85% of them are killed by other humans trying to take down the big shark. Truly the most dangerous animal… is man.

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  • Skyline is a hard movie to talk about. Not because it's a good movie, but because it's a good movie trapped inside a bad movie.

    Do Not Watch: Skyline

    Skyline is a hard movie to talk about. Not because it's a good movie, but because it's a good movie trapped inside a bad movie.

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  • Some could say that the visual effects in The Last Airbender were well done. People can also say that the Earth is flat, but that doesn’t make it true.

    Do Not Watch: The Last Airbender

    Some could say that the visual effects in The Last Airbender were well done. People can also say that the Earth is flat, but that doesn’t make it true.

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