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Do Not Watch Archive
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Do Not Watch: Resident Evil Afterlife
Posted on June 17, 2011 | No CommentsIf there were a way to type out a long pause I would do that right now, just so you would know how much effort it takes me to talk... -
Do Not Watch: Battle of Los Angeles
Posted on June 9, 2011 | No CommentsImagine, for a moment, a world without the SyFy channel. Sure, you’d miss Doctor Who and Stargate SG1, and Battlestar Galactica reruns are gone, but this is an acceptable sacrifice to live... -
Do Not Watch: Eyeborgs
Posted on May 26, 2011 | No CommentsI have spent the last few hours poring over the user agreement on the Netflix website, because I’m sure that Eyeborgs breached it somehow. Eyeborgs is one hundred and eight... -
Do Not Watch: 2010: Moby Dick
Posted on May 15, 2011 | 3 CommentsI am assuming that in life, a lot of ideas that seem good in your head are not very good in reality. Like the forty-four-year-old man living in his mother’s... -
Do Not Watch: Gamebox 1.0
Posted on May 7, 2011 | No CommentsI would like to imagine that if I woke up in an empty room with a TV directly in front of me, the puppet from SAW would flash onto the...