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Do Not Watch Archive
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Do Not Watch – Transformers: Dark of the Moon
Posted on July 11, 2012 | 3 CommentsAutobots! Sort this out. When reviewing something, it’s best to go into the content without preconceptions of the product. That is impossible since Transformers: Rise of the Fallen seared my... -
Unsolicited Rant – Prometheus Trailer
Posted on May 16, 2012 | No CommentsOH COME ON! -
Do Not Watch – Taintlight
Posted on May 1, 2012 | No Commentsnot even worth bold topic breaks When I told you to not watch The Last Airbender I noted that it caused me near physical pain. Looking back, in comparison to... -
Do Not Watch: Gamer
Posted on January 31, 2012 | No CommentsMy brother is a film editor. How do I know this? His IMDB page tells me so. That may not seem terribly relevant, but let me digress. We lived together... -
Do Not Watch: Human Centipede
Posted on November 3, 2011 | No CommentsI'm going to spoil this movie like cream cheese left in a gym locker over summer vacation, because the last thing I want you to do is watch this not-completely-flushed toilet stain of a film. -
Do Not Watch: Croc
Posted on October 6, 2011 | No CommentsI am always amazed at “made for TV” movies. It must be liberating, the way that they don’t have to care about upholding any sort of quality or standards. They... -
Do Not Watch: Shark Hunter
Posted on September 12, 2011 | No CommentsMost of the deaths in this film are due to human error; 85% of them are killed by other humans trying to take down the big shark. Truly the most dangerous animal… is man. -
Do Not Watch: Skyline
Posted on August 25, 2011 | No CommentsSkyline is a hard movie to talk about. Not because it's a good movie, but because it's a good movie trapped inside a bad movie. -
Do Not Watch: The Last Airbender
Posted on August 10, 2011 | No CommentsSome could say that the visual effects in The Last Airbender were well done. People can also say that the Earth is flat, but that doesn’t make it true. -
Do Not Watch: Wrong Side of Town
Posted on July 12, 2011 | No Comments Dear Producers of Wrong Side of Town: I regret to inform you that Did-Not-Finish cannot invest in your project at this time. While I did enjoy this rough mock...