Talking – Pen Fights Gamepad (Podcast)
Yes, I know. I do read the emails, and Rambler and I are working on getting the official Did Not Finish podcast off the ground. Seeing how I have one little ad down there in the corner and gain no income from doing this, you are just going to have to wait. But let it be known that we are trying. As for those of you who are writting to say that you really like Pen Fights Gamepad, thanks! Dan and I are having lots of fun doing it. I find it a good mental exercise that helps me come back here and work on content for the site. Also, it is a ton of fun to just sit and chat for an hour (read: three) then share that with you guys and gals. In this new episode we imitate Batman and Bane and have a dramatic re-enactment of a scene from Dan’s Book. Go listen. Feel free to chuckle.
Playing – Assassin’s Creed: Revelation (Playstation 3)
With Duke Nukem Forever out of the way, it’s time to get back to games. I am forming a love/hate relationship with Assassin’s Creed: Revelation. I like the Ezio/Altier/Desmond stuff, and I hate the tower defense stuff. I do like tower defense games, but I do not like them in my Assassin’s Creed games. It just is not setting well with me. I found myself picking flowers… This was an odd mission to return to. Soon after I was done picking flowers, they told me I needed to go do some Tower Defense. I went and played some online. That keeps happening every time they ask me to do Tower Defense. Weird.
Sighing – Refrigerator (life)
I went to the refrigerator to get a drink. It is a known fact that when you get near your refrigerator, and there is a small lake around it, something is wrong. As I stood there in the puddle staring blankly at the refrigerator, I had the sudden need to run outside and climb a tree. I would stay in this tree for the rest of my life. The wild life would come to accept me as their king, a good and fair king. But, seeing how that is crazy talk, I went to investigating what was going on.
Mickey Mouse chicken nuggets are to blame. The kids had them for dinner. As far as I can tell, the freezer didn’t get shut all the way. It defrosted it’s self. Then the ice maker — I hate ice. When I order a drink at a restaurant, I inform our waiter that if they put ice in the cup, I will not leave a tip. I don’t see the point of this little block of frozen water. If you want a chilled drink then get a chilled drink out of the refrigerator. I am of the opinion that if your drink cools down before you are done with it and you need ice to keep it cold, you are doing something wrong.
ANYWAY! The ice maker was doing what it was built to do, attempting to make ice. Problem was the water it was pouring in was not freezing. What ever dark magic it uses to decide when the ice is done was reporting that there was no ice in the maker. Time to add more water. Time to add more water. Time to add more water. Time to add more water. All this water being added resulted in the lake I was now standing in. Everything inside the freezer was done for and that was disheartening. It took us just over two hours to clean up the mess. The refrigerator was making me Aggro.
Well, I’m off to game.
Donald-
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Part two is upon us. Go brush up on your skills.
